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　　Two sisters on the cusp of adulthood, Elle and Joy, spend their last week before embarking on their next music tour visiting friends and preparing for the going away party they intend to host. Their apprehensions about throwing the party are universally validated when their divorced mother and father as well as both of their ex-boyfriends converge on the party, leaving tragedy in the wake of what they had envisioned as a unifying celebration. In the aftermath of this fateful night, Elle and Joy are left with the sobering yet liberating truth that they can only rely on one another.

简介：夏威夷念大学的香港富豪子弟李泽星（周星驰 饰）学业无成挥金如土，是校园一霸，终因搭上黑帮老大情妇遭黑帮追杀，身体被炸成碎片。 在李泽星父亲（吴孟达 饰）的请求下，教授（徐锦江 饰）将李泽星全身人造复原，并把最新研制成功的无敌芯片置入其身，令其摇身一变成为无敌“百变金刚”。黑帮老大得知李泽星复活后，将写有战争程序的芯片植入手下身体，令其变身“铁甲威龙”前来追杀李泽星。为赢得暗恋的女同学虫虫（梁咏琪 饰）的芳心，李泽星决意重塑形象，奋力与“铁甲威龙”展开大战。

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简介：阿芬（白歆惠 饰）遭遇了事业滑铁卢，丢了工作沦为无业游民。偌大的社会，一份工作竟然是这样的难找，阿芬没了收入，家中全部的经济压力都落到了丈夫智凯（纳豆 饰）的肩上，智凯有些不堪重负。无奈之下，阿芬只得来到了大卖场，成为了一名推销员，然而阿芬脸皮薄，放不下身段，导致她的业绩一直为零。　　智凯在工作中结识了洁哥（那维勋 饰），在洁哥的推荐之下，阿芬和同事美秀（林美秀 饰）得到了进入电视台购物频道的机会。在洁哥的特殊培训之下，阿芬的口才突飞猛进，业绩也水涨船高，这令她和同为销售高手的美秀之间的关系变得微妙起来。

简介：柔情硬汉石头和强势萝莉艾嘉在机缘巧合下卷入是非，由此产生误会。艾嘉为达到目的套路石头从猫捉老鼠到女仆游戏，轮番上演爱情三十六计。相爱相杀的两人开启一段5g升级爱情故事。然而种种意外导致背后秘密浮出水面，非正式爱情该如何继续......

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比尔很是反感其父母整日出入于阶级社会打交道，自从他的朋友理查德死于车祸后，其家人的行为越来越奇怪，比尔决定暗中调查他们，结果却发现一个惊天秘密 （这部精彩的电影是活魔人原班人马制作，1990年布鲁塞尔奇幻电影节最佳化妆特效奖得主， 片子对当代社会的讽刺可谓是 前无古人后无来者，赤裸裸地揭露了资本主义的邪恶本质，乃当今恐怖迷必看影片之一）

简介：In this very late 60's irreverent, almost anarchic low-budget film, Brian De Palma defines more of his strange, given Hitchcock-like fascination of voyeurism, and attacks the issues of the day. The most prominent of which, both cringe-inducing and just plain funny, is when he focuses on the black-power movement (a black woman handing out fliers asking white people 'do you know what it's like to be black'), which is something that could only work for that time and place, not before or now.　　But one of the key things to the interest in the film is 27 year old Robert De Niro (not his first or last film with the director), who plays this character who sits in a room looking out through his telescope at women in their rooms, setting up phony deals, and in the end basically throwing bombs. Those who have said that De Niro can't act and just is himself in every movie should see this movie, if only out of some minor curiosity. A couple of times in the film it's actually not funny, as when there's a disturbance in a black-power meeting (filmed in a grainer, rougher style than the rest of the film).　　In the end it's capped off with a rambling monologue in an interview that tops De Niro's in King of Comedy. It's pretty obvious where De Palma's career would go after this, into slightly more mainstream Hollywood territory, but all of his trademarks are here; the dark, almost nail-biting comedy, the perfectly timed style of voyeurism, and interesting usage of locals. Think if De Palma and De Niro did a Monty Python film, only even more low-budget and in its New York way just as off-the-hinges, and you got Hi, Mom! It also contains an eccentric and funny soundtrack.　　imdb comment

简介：道电光划过长空并碰撞城自然历史博物馆。原来是一艘宇宙飞船，外来异兽为了适应地球环境，遂捉住了地球生物－－展馆内冰冻的巨大猛玛。冰冻的４万年前古老猛玛得到解救，巨大猛玛逃出博物馆凶性大发，整个城市瞬间陷入凶猛的铁足之下，到外一片悲呼惨叫，人们无处可逃……

简介：没有了飘叔的骚扰，斗拳街终于恢复了往日的宁静。安娜也终于答应了莫争的追求，莫争母亲和林九海也进入了热恋期；而这时，一个叫豹豺的武痴慕名而来挑战莫争，莫争告诉他可以参加不久之后的斗拳馆比武大赛，跟自己一决高下，生性单纯的豹豺当即应战。同时，飘叔不甘心自己的失败，再次开始图谋斗拳街，企图复活鬼煞，再战莫争。关键时刻，艾伦的老师，飘叔的幕后老板登场，他们利用了单纯的武者豹豺，将新的芯片植入到了他的脑子之中，让其代替原杀人机器鬼煞应战莫争。斗拳街比武大赛也在悄然接近，莫争却在这个时候意外失忆，斗拳街再次迎来危机，失忆的莫争又会怎样面对各种困境的突然来袭？

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鲍勃（罗宾·威廉斯 Robin Williams 饰）都快50岁了，事业面临着挑战，家庭面临着危机。本来他打算在百忙之中抽出时间陪家人展开一次夏威夷之旅，以改善糟糕的家庭关系；无奈又放不下公司业务，因为一个名牌大学MBA的公司新人给他带来了严重的威胁，如果不拼了老命工作，饭碗随时不保。 　　用心良苦的老爹，只好临时想了一个折中办法：取消夏威夷之行，全家租来一个流动房车，前往他的出差地的城市附近，来一次野营活动。一边是忙碌繁琐的工作，一边是盼望着有个美好旅途的家庭，鲍勃得有一流的周旋功夫，不仅顾全大局而且两面讨好。问题是老爹又不是超人，应付起来自然力不从心，笑料百出。

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　　青年二子（陈佩斯 饰）赋闲在家，父亲老奎（陈强 饰）怕二子浪费光阴，于是每日第一件事就是督促二子复习功课，准备高考。老奎怕儿子出外乱窜，荒废学业，经常把他锁在房内复习。虽然父亲一番心意，无奈二子无心学习，在屋内如坐针毡。街坊老友顺子（刘佩琦 饰）想找二子和自己一起做生意，二子虽然十分乐意，但是父命难为，只得作罢。这日，顺子西装革履的出现在了大家面前，并带回了一大批新潮的服装和新款的计算器。二子见状，偷偷和顺子做起了生意……

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