长生甸的农民刘喜旺和好朋友郭长柱在北京的一家建筑工地打工。时逢年关，辛苦了一年的刘喜旺和长柱却没有领到一分的工钱。正憋火时，喜旺的媳妇突然找到了工地，让喜旺回去为因购买假种子而受骗遭灾的乡亲们打官司。老实本分的喜旺哪里是能办这种事的人，但碍于面子，喜旺跟媳妇大吵一场后被长柱劝到一家餐馆吃饭。 吃完饭从餐馆出来时，喜旺意外的捡到了一个装有十万块钱的皮包。原来这个皮包正是喜旺所在工地老板王烨丢的。王烨是一个十足的“妻管严”，公司也是老丈人退休后交给他打理的。为了能在妻子面前挣回一点做男人的尊严，王烨让秘书许小姐偷偷地帮自己在北京成立了一家种子公司，谁想第一笔生意就进了一批假种子，而那十万块钱就是准备用来赔偿农民损失的。 王烨在机场接到属下的电话得知用来赔偿的十万块钱丢了时，长柱正和喜旺两口子为如何分这笔钱而吵得不可开交。钱没分成，喜旺出来喝闷酒，因害怕捡...
Adult brothers Mark and Colin Pollock still live with their parents Frank and Mavis Pollock in a small apartment in the projects of London's east end in what is a collective depressed and unhappy existence. The three men of the household are all on the dole, each doing little to find gainful employment. Between the brothers, Mark is the smart aleck, who calls his parents by their given names to irk them, and who hangs out with a bunch of hooligans as he refers to himself and his friends, such as a skinhead named Coxy. Although never medically diagnosed as such, Colin is seemingly emotionally slow. Colin likes to hang out with Mark and his friends in his want to be accepted, especially as Mark tells him that a neighborhood girl named Hayley is interested him. The family rarely socializes with Mavis' sister and brother-in-law, Barbara and John, who live a middle to upper middle class and seemingly perfect existence in the suburbs of Chigwell. Although not telling them to their face, John dislikes his relations by marriage, believing especially Mark to be brash and trashy. A unilateral act by Barbara leads to many issues within the extended family coming to the surface, most specifically the true happiness of the marriage between Barbara and John, and what Colin is truly looking for to be happy in life.
广州提督之子苏灿（周星驰 饰）在考取武状元时，被人设计陷害沦为乞丐。因为丐帮四大长老杀了自己的教主，入主朝廷的天理教太乙真人四处迫害丐帮，加上丐帮帮主阵亡令打狗棒法失传，丐帮一时四分五裂群龙无首。在心仪苏灿的如霜（张敏 饰）的暗中帮助下，传功长老选中苏灿为丐帮接班人，传以打狗律 法要诀。苏灿学艺成功后，成为新任帮主，开始团结各地丐帮会员自强，共同奋力对抗天理教。太乙真人（徐少强 饰）欲拥兵自立，预谋在皇帝狩猎之时下手行刺，不料消息走露传到苏灿耳中。
90年代的哈城，刚刑满释放的徐铁（包贝尔 饰）偶遇装哑的舞女百灵（张梦露 饰），两人也在几次偶遇和深夜相伴中渐生情愫。直到除夕夜的温暖，让他们相互靠近，却又因现实隔阂，家人误解而屡屡拉扯。百灵为父还债...
别具一格的科幻恐怖片，故事说科学家预测到一棵极罕见的慧星，正要经过地球，是百年罕见的一大天文盛事，于是人类都引领以望，另一方面一对不知天高地厚的少年男女，正陶醉于二人世界之除，却碰上了一班奇怪的年青人，料不到的是，慧星原来具有魔力，刹那间，毁掉了整个人类，使他变成嗜血如狂的人魔，一对男女逐展开亡命挣扎求存的过程，结局更出人意表，充满讽刺意味。视频以科幻、惊险、恐怖、惹笑于一炉，热闹可见。（出自港版LD 影射娱乐有限公司）
