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东北某市，晨报主任左守权得知与前妻生活多年的女儿，在校组建“问题乐队”，不务正业，恐将被学校处分。老左欲将女儿留在家乡从事铁饭碗工作，左明明却欲南下逐梦。老左苦口婆心劝说不成只好四处托人求助。女儿英语老师吕有容，因儿子转学之事有求于老左，两人化干戈为玉帛，惺惺相惜。由此引发左明明误会其二人有苟且之事，羞怒至极，父女决裂。左明明终日与乐队混迹夜场，几乎放弃学业。老同学牛校长涉嫌违纪，牵连老左被停职。吕老师因和老左的一条醉酒视频丢了工作。关乎女儿学位的英语四级考试，也只剩下最后机会。 为了女儿的未来，老左找来女儿乐队吉他手小马协助，准备孤注一掷……

专门解决男女恋爱纠纷的「爱情大师」程见（张少怀 饰），做梦也没想到自己有一天会被人痛殴塞进海边消波块，甚至要面临全民大公审的窘境！一段程见与市长夫人（陈乔恩 饰）在餐厅包厢激吻的偷拍画面，正在网路上病毒般地全面扩散，这位综艺名嘴眼看就要身败名裂，他该如何发挥舌灿莲花的功力，让「一路走来始终泼辣」的经纪人女友MiuMiu（柯佳嬿 饰）相信自己的清白呢？而这一切的溷乱却是来自市府的极机密委託引起，市长（马志翔 饰）要求程见假冒身份接近偷吃成性的市长夫人，想在选前低调解决夫人不为人知的「小秘密」。如今身陷意想不到的桃色风波，程见该如何靠着自己过人的观察力抽丝剥茧，从荒谬的政治风暴中完美脱身呢？

　　Adult brothers Mark and Colin Pollock still live with their parents Frank and Mavis Pollock in a small apartment in the projects of London's east end in what is a collective depressed and unhappy existence. The three men of the household are all on the dole, each doing little to find gainful employment. Between the brothers, Mark is the smart aleck, who calls his parents by their given names to irk them, and who hangs out with a bunch of hooligans as he refers to himself and his friends, such as a skinhead named Coxy. Although never medically diagnosed as such, Colin is seemingly emotionally slow. Colin likes to hang out with Mark and his friends in his want to be accepted, especially as Mark tells him that a neighborhood girl named Hayley is interested him. The family rarely socializes with Mavis' sister and brother-in-law, Barbara and John, who live a middle to upper middle class and seemingly perfect existence in the suburbs of Chigwell. Although not telling them to their face, John dislikes his relations by marriage, believing especially Mark to be brash and trashy. A unilateral act by Barbara leads to many issues within the extended family coming to the surface, most specifically the true happiness of the marriage between Barbara and John, and what Colin is truly looking for to be happy in life.

　　赫伯特（杰弗里•寇姆 Jeffrey Combs 饰）医生正在秘密从事一项的人体研究，那就是使死亡的有机体复活。就在他的实验正要成功之际，意外发生了。由于某种原因加上赫伯特医生的疏忽，他的实验对象突然复活并偷溜进了居民区大开杀戒。为此，赫伯特医生最终被判刑十三年。
　　狱中的赫伯特并没有停止他的实验，他偷偷利用老鼠做实验。无奈当年警察查封了他的所有实验成果，赫伯特在监狱中一直没有取得什么进展。有一天，年轻的医学博士霍华德（杰森•巴瑞 Jason Barry 饰）来到了监狱工作，他指定赫伯特做作为自己的助手。原来，霍华德的姐姐就死于赫伯特当年的实验对象之手，他这次来就是要和赫伯特一起完成当年的研究。当他们将当年的试剂注入一具犯人尸体的骨髓时，当年恐怖的一幕再次上演。

尹青松夫妇在无意之中得到了江湖人士人人垂涎三尺的武林圣火令，传说只要练就此功，方能称霸武林。夫妻两人遭到了各帮各派刺客的追杀，并且最终命丧峨眉派掌门人静音师太（刘雪华 饰）手下。静音师太得到了阴圣火令，并且带走了尹青松的女儿尹丹凤（杨菁菁 饰），尹丹凤的哥哥尹天仇（莫少聪 饰）则被幽灵鬼叟（郭追 饰）收养。幽灵鬼叟和静音师太约定十八年后一决胜负。 　　幽灵鬼叟将毕生所学传授给了尹天仇，希望他能够替他的父母报仇。而静音师太则欺骗尹丹凤杀害她父母的凶手正是幽灵鬼叟，愤怒的尹丹凤苦练武功，发誓要置幽灵鬼叟于死地。