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罗罗嗦嗦的小男生今村忠司(滨田岳 饰)是一名极具专业精神的入室行窃小偷,在一次和老大的闯空门行动中,突然打入的电话改变了他的人生。录音电话另一头,被男主人欺骗的女孩痛陈负心汉,并扬言跳楼自杀。善良的今村无法放任不管,他找到女孩大西若叶(木村文乃 饰)所在的地点,经过苦口婆心的劝说终于令若叶打消自杀的念头。在此之后,他们不仅成为恋人,还成为同闯空门的师徒档。某天,他们碰巧进入名棒球手尾崎的住所,突然之间,电话铃声响起,与当初的场景颇为相似,意外听到的谈话似乎又预示着一段全新经历的开始……
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简介:1969年の松竹作品。脚本が森崎東と山田洋次。監督は山田洋次。  藤原審爾の『三文大将』が原作とか。山田洋次作品というよりも、森崎さんの特徴が出た、アクのある怪作でした。よくこんな映画が作れたなあと感心してしまうほど作家性の強い映画で、喜劇と銘打っていますが、話は途方もない展開をします。ハナ肇をブルート、倍賞千恵子をオリーブ、谷啓をポパイに見立てて展開する人情喜劇というのが宣材の惹句ですが、とてもそんな風には見られませんでした。  冒頭から森崎さんらしさの連続です。お婆さん(武智豊子)がバスに乗ろうとして、よろよろ駆けて来ます。バスガイド指導員のツル代(倍賞千恵子)が「墓場ゆきですよ!」と案内する。お婆さん相手に「墓場」「墓場」という言葉がなんの遠慮もなく、ぶつけられる。  貧乏長屋のおじさんたち四人(田武謙三、桑山正一、佐山俊二、佐藤蛾次郎)が、カラーテレビの入った(という)ダンボール箱を持って乗り込んでくる。ガイドはツル代(倍賞)だが、新米ガイドの教育係なのでこのバスには二人のガイドがいる。焼き場で降りようとして、男たちは箱を落としてしまう。中から死体の足が飛び出してしまい、ギョっとする一同。  貧乏長屋の男たちは仲間の暴れん坊のウマ(いかりや長介、写真だけの出演)がフグの毒にあたって死んだので、無縁仏として火葬したのだが、役場の保健局の左門(谷啓)が都合した棺桶代を酒代にして宴会!貧乏人の宴会というバーレスクな展開はまさに森崎流です。  ところが、そこへぬっと現れたヒゲづらの男(ハナ肇)。これがウマの友だちで、ボルネオ帰りの暴れん坊。事情を知ったヒゲ男は、お前たちがウマを見殺しにしたと怒る。ただただあわてふためく、共同体のなかの、弱くて無責任な男たちと、酔って理不尽に暴れる外来者=エイリアン。  ヒゲづら男は、ウマのお骨をすり鉢で粉にして水と醤油を加え、男たちに無理やり飲ましてしまう(これはまるっきり、森崎さんの世界!)。逃げまどう男たち。暴れるハナは長屋を壊すので、大パニック。谷啓扮する心臓が悪いという左門はおろおろするばかり。喜劇というよりも怪奇劇ですね、これは。森崎さん脚本・監督の怪作『生まれかわった為五郎』でも、ハナ肇=為五郎が小便を飲むシーンがありましたが、それに匹敵するアクの強さです。  ハナ肇は結局、最後まで名前が紹介されず、みんなには「御大(おんたい)」と呼ばれています。この迷惑者を追い出そうとする住人たちの計画はことごとく失敗して、混乱はエスカレートしていきます。  気の強いつる代も長屋の住人だが、夫は刑務所入りらしく赤ん坊を抱えて、後家状態。気の弱い左門に頼っているが、まだ夫の籍に入っているので、左門と結婚はできない。  暴れ者の御大は誰からも同情されることなく、最後まで迷惑者で終始します。  つる代に惚れた御大が傷害保険目当てに工事現場から飛び降りると、その意図を察した左門はとめようとして、御大の下敷きとなり、死んでしまう。通夜の席上、御大は死人を棺桶から引きずり出し、一緒に踊ると、死人は息を吹き返す。しかし、御大はこれに気づかず、長屋を出てしまう。このあたりの奇怪な死人との踊りやドタバタの描写も森崎さんらしいアクの強さです。  つる代にプロポーズした左門は、つる代に「籍がまだ・・・」と言われて出奔して、乞食同然の生活となる。  最後は廃バスで寝ていた左門と、そのバスをトレーラーでつぶした御大が再会し、再会を祝して白い砂をかけあったりして喧嘩をするロング・ショット。  いやはや、とんでもない作品でした。(2001年9月)
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1969
一发必胜
主演:鼻肇,倍赏千惠子,谷启,犬塚弘
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8.0
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糊涂侦探归
8.0
更新时间:04月13日
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
简介:

  Get Smart, Again! is a made-for-TV movie based on the 1965-1970 NBC/CBS television series, Get Smart!, which originally aired February 26, 1989 on ABC (ironically, the network that rejected the original pilot for the Get Smart! TV series). It has subsequently been released twice on DVD by different publishers. In the video release of the movie, the background canned laughter (pre-recorded laughter added later to the soundtrack), is absent.
  Overview
  Differences between Get Smart, Again! and The Nude Bomb
  The film is not as well known as the earlier theatrical release, The Nude Bomb, also based on Get Smart, but was better received by fans of the original program. Unlike The Nude Bomb, which featured only the characters of Smart, The Chief (with Dana Elcar replacing the deceased Edward Platt), Agent 13 (Dave Ketchum in the series, portrayed by Joey Forman in The Nude Bomb, who had played the character Harry Hoo in the series) and Larrabee, Get Smart, Again! featured all of the surviving original cast reprising their roles. The tone and feel of Get Smart, Again! were also closer to that of the original series. Get Smart, Again! was written and produced by Leonard Stern, who was a producer of the original series. One element of the Nude Bomb ignored completely was the renaming of CONTROL as PITS in the earlier film; although as CONTROL is said to have disbanded in the 1970s, it's not impossible for both CONTROL and PITS to exist within the continuity of the franchise.
  Barbara Feldon's character, 99, makes a reference to T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization in The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a show on which Feldon guest-starred.
  Theme music
  Get Smart, Again! also reprises the TV program's original theme music and opening credit sequence, which were absent from The Nude Bomb. In this case, however, the corridors were covered in cobwebs and the phone-booth elevator that led to CONTROL headquarters worked in reverse, causing Smart to be thrown to the top of the booth.
  Synopsis
  Maxwell Smart, acting as a protocol officer since CONTROL was disbanded in the early 1970s, is reactivated as a counterintelligence agent by Commander Drury (Kenneth Mars) of the United States Intelligence Agency. KAOS, long considered defunct, has been revitalized by a corporate takeover. Its first scheme involves turning a forgotten American scientist and using his weather control machine to extort $250 billion US dollars from the United States Government. Drury, convinced that only Smart has the expertise to combat KAOS, gives him carte blanche to reactivate former CONTROL agents to assist him in his task. Along with Drury's bumbling aide, Beamish (Steve Levitt), Smart recruits Larrabee (who, believing that he was under orders from Richard Nixon to stay at his post until relieved, has been living in his office in the now-abandoned CONTROL headquarters tending his office plants), Agent 13, Hymie the Robot (now employed as a crash test dummy) and ultimately, his wife 99 (Barbara Feldon) to find the security leak that allowed the scientist to defect, locate the weather machine and disarm it. They are opposed by KAOS moles within the USIA, who are able to predict Max's every move with the aid of stolen copies of 99's unpublished memoirs. The visible head of the KAOS scheme is revealed to be Max's old nemesis, Siegfried, but he is merely the agent of a higher executive whom even he has never met. This higher power is finally revealed as Nicholas Demente (Harold Gould), 99's publisher, who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications.
  Comedic style
  The script is littered with typical Maxwell Smart verbal gags, and large portions of the plot serve only as set ups for Get Smart!-style sight gags (such as a duel between Max and a KAOS hitman using remote controlled file cabinet drawers). The film also features the array of bizarre gadgetry and political satire that were hallmarks of the original series. The cone of silence has been superseded by "Hover Cover" where a meeting is held on a rooftop with three helicopters hovering overhead. The failure of Hover Cover leads to the development of "The Hall Of Hush",a soundproof room where words print out silently in mid air, a success at first until the words begin to print forward, backward and on top of each other.
  Max changes the well known quote "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" to "Dr. Hottentot I Presume".
  1995 revival
  The relative success of the film prompted the development of a short-lived 1995 weekly series on FOX, also titled Get Smart, with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon reprising their characters as their bumbling son, Zach (Andy Dick), becomes CONTROL's star agent.
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3280
1989
糊涂侦探归
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
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