外来媳妇本地郎
6.0 |04月13日 |已完结
简介:

本片是多次勇夺广东地区收视冠军的同名千集电视长剧的贺岁电影版。   广州西关康家大院疑似发现古文物遗址,一家人听到政府许诺会作出巨额补偿时,喜出望外。家庭会议上,康嫂(沈殿霞)宣布她拟将补偿金分作四分,自己以及三个儿子阿光(苏志丹)、阿宗(郭昶)和阿耀每人各一,但尚没成家或离婚的那份,暂由她保管。二十年前携带幼子阿祖(余文乐)离开康嫂去香港淘金的康伯(曾志伟)看过新闻,也回到广州欲分一杯羹。紧接,这一家便如炸开了锅:康叔想着不久就有大钱拿,借诸多老街坊的保命钱将家里置换一新;最贪财的阿宗和阿婵(虎艳芬)两夫妻决定拿到钱再离婚;阿光和阿耀虽不视钱如命,但有钱总比没钱好,于是急着带外地女友见家长——因为康嫂规定不准讨外地人做老婆,他们为讨她欢心可谓大费周章;阿祖更要命,他喜欢上的女孩(蒋怡)竟是个山东人与韩国人的混血儿,不但自己很能打,还有个非常能打的老爸(...

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6.0
更新时间:04月13日
主演:王沙,矮冬瓜,李菁,刘陆华
简介:老夫子(王沙)一觉醒来,见已是日上三竿,急忙催醒仍熟睡的大蕃薯(矮冬瓜)。二人忙乱一番,便去做晨运。  在树林旷地中,老夫子打出少林拳招式,挥拳踢腿之际,裤裆突然裂开,情状至为狼狈。幸而大蕃薯早就为他备有另一条裤子,让他换上,始未贻笑大方。时有一漂亮女郎在附近做柔软体操,一飞仔对之蠢蠢欲动。老夫子立即上前负起「护花」之责,但反被飞仔打得天旋地转。幸好该女郎功夫不凡,将飞仔击退。  老夫子坐在公园长椅上休息,无意间坐于旁一位文弱书生,居然亮刀向他行劫。老夫子乃交出一张五百元大钞,书生接得钱即飞步离去。老夫子见计得酬,开怀大笑,盖那是伪钞也!岂知,未几又有一名歹徒前来行劫,老夫子只得把身上的真钞交出,好不懊丧!  老夫子前往公司上班,由于很多人抢著搭巴士,老夫子时而帮助妇孺,时而又被壮汉挤开,弄得来过好几辆巴士都搭不上,反而闹出连场笑话。迨去到赵氏洋行时,已迟到十五分钟,遭赵经理严词指责。  赵经理垂涎职员陈小姐(李菁)的姿色,特将她叫进经理室去,色迷迷加上一番甜言蜜语。老夫子却偏偏藉故作梗。赵经理怒不可遏,声称要开除老夫子。老夫子不惧淫威,谓他昨晚曾目睹赵偕一女子进某酒店,当向赵妻报告。争持间,赵妻来到,赵经理当即换上另一副面孔,对妻子谓老夫子如何解救了他之遇劫之类,且声言除给老夫子加薪五百大元外,还升他当主任,老夫子闻言好不高兴。怎知赵妻一走,赵便向老夫子施以拳脚,直把他打得遍体鳞伤,并将他开除。  老夫子前往大蕃薯跌打医馆求医。大蕃薯专医奇难杂症,医术果也了得。老夫子身上之伤痛,当然很轻易便被他治好。大蕃薯且对老夫子之被开除安慰一番,约他同去跟秦先生(刘陆华)饮下午茶聊天以解不快。  秦先生年近三十,虽对林小姐(庄莉)甚是爱慕,但始终无法追到手。大蕃薯又鉴于陈小姐对老夫子的印象甚佳,乃鼓励他们二人积极向意中人展开追求攻势,且认为追女子需讲究策略,有的放矢,乃特授以「锦囊妙计」。秦先生与老夫子俱依「计」去做,不料同告碰壁,盖彼此之「锦囊」调换了也!後查出失败症结,重整旗鼓,秦先生与老夫子遂得以跟各自的意中人把臂同游.  一日,老夫子与陈小姐在树下喁喁谈心,树上突然跳下一位又胖又丑的女子来,一把将老夫子搂住。原来,那是老夫子的表妹,一直痴缠老夫子,老夫子对她非常讨厌。现她居然搂住老夫子,状似亲热,陈小姐误以为老夫子另有心上人,怒而离去,声称与老夫子的关系一刀两断。  老夫子失去陈小姐,闷闷不乐,大蕃薯与秦先生约他一同去钓鱼解闷。没想到赵经理也到湖边垂钓,却遇一帮飞仔打劫,老夫子奋起营救,赵乃有惊无险。因此,赵在感激之中,叫老夫子重新到公司去上班,老夫子喜不自胜。而陈小姐在老夫子的「愿以一死明志」下,也恢复了跟老夫子相爱至笃。  老夫子与陈小姐结婚之日到了,秦先生当伴郎,林小姐作伴娘,大蕃薯是证婚人,一齐乘著一架大花车去接新娘,不料一帮歹徒居然以奇谋妙计劫新娘车,因而引起一波三折,险象纷呈。最後老夫子和大番薯开溜了。
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老夫子
主演:王沙,矮冬瓜,李菁,刘陆华
寅次郎的故事31旅行女伴和寅
776
10.0
HD中字|国语
寅次郎的故事31旅行女伴和寅
10.0
更新时间:04月13日
主演:渥美清,倍赏千惠子,下条正巳,三崎千惠子,前田吟,太宰久雄,佐藤蛾次郎,吉冈秀隆,北林谷荣,樱井千里,柳原晴郎,木ノ葉のこ,山谷初男,梅津荣,人见明,关敬六,牧野佐代子,细川贵志,笠智众,中北千枝子,藤冈琢也,都春美
简介:

都春美是人气很高的演歌女明星,繁重的工作给她带来了很大的压力。终于有一天,春美再也受不了现在的生活了,她选择了一走了之。在散心的途中,春美邂逅了寅次郎(渥美清 饰),趣味相投的两人一见如故,一起度过了一段无忧无虑的快乐时光。最终,公司的经纪人还是找到了春美藏身的地方,他们带走了春美。虽然回归了往日的生活,但是寅次郎带给春美的快乐足以支撑她继续走下去了。   一段时间之后,春美来到了柴又,想要向寅次郎道谢,可是此时的寅次郎正在外奔波,并不在家,在留下了自己演唱会的门票后,春美离开了。在演唱会上,春美是否能够再一次与寅次郎相见呢?

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1983
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主演:渥美清,倍赏千惠子,下条正巳,三崎千惠子,前田吟,太宰久雄,佐藤蛾次郎,吉冈秀隆,北林谷荣,樱井千里,柳原晴郎,木ノ葉のこ,山谷初男,梅津荣,人见明,关敬六,牧野佐代子,细川贵志,笠智众,中北千枝子,藤冈琢也,都春美
一泡而红
437
1.0
HD国语
一泡而红
1.0
更新时间:04月13日
主演:庄米雪,黄鸿升,Gan,David,Enlai,Chua,Sherry,Lim,Patricia,Mok
简介:这地方,是马来西亚的一个小镇,永平。  这女孩,李巧娇,小名阿娇(庄米雪饰)。  阿娇售卖电视机,但她更渴望进入电视机的画面里。  阿娇生活在新加坡制作的华语电视连续剧中。她对每一部第八波道的连续剧里的对白都耳熟能详,倒背如流。甚至她那麻雀虽小,五脏俱全的小房间里,四堵墙和天花板上都贴满了从娱乐杂志上所剪出来的明星照片。  阿娇分辨不出布拉德皮特和莱昂纳多迪卡普里奥是不同的人,但她特别钟情于李铭顺、陈汉伟和颜天发。只因他们都是马来西亚人,是老乡!  今年,阿娇作出了个重要的抉择——她要加入明星的行列,成为闪闪发光的星星!  就让我们进入阿娇的明星梦,随她越过长堤登陆新加坡。这一趟旅程就算无法让她一圆明星梦,至少也能让她更接近她所心仪的偶像们。于是,阿娇开始了她的艰辛旅程,首先她想方设法成为一个模特儿,甚至在新传媒的剧集里当起“加哩菲”。   她的寻梦之旅却被一个俊俏的咖啡店助手阿盛所打乱。纵使阿娇没说什么,阿盛(黄鸿升饰)却已看透她所发的明星梦,深深了解她的内心世界。广受大家喜爱的邻家男孩阿盛,是个顽皮厚颜,却不失诚恳的青年,虽然他只是邻里咖啡店的小助手,却坚持要大家以英文名Christopher称呼他。  当阿娇第一次出现在咖啡店时,阿盛原本平静的心,泛起了阵阵的涟漪。一向厚颜的他,因为堕入了爱河而突然变得羞涩。他对阿娇所说的第一句话是:“咖啡乌,不要加糖。” 这就是他独特方式,总是知道阿娇要什么,不需要阿娇说任何话,他已能理解她的愿望和梦想。他们俩,共谱了一段浪漫的恋爱曲,携手朝向彼此的梦想迈进。。。爱情的甜蜜,敌不过生活残酷的苦与辣。他们的爱情是否能有个圆满的结局?
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5.0
更新时间:04月08日
主演:让·马莱,路易·德·菲奈斯,米琳娜·德蒙若,雅克·迪南,罗贝尔·达尔邦,Albert Dagnant,Christian Toma,Michel Duplaix,奥利维亚·德·福内斯,Florence Blot,罗贝尔·勒贝亚尔,Pietro Tordi,亨利·埃托,多米尼克·扎尔迪,雅克·马兰,马克斯·蒙塔旺,Jean Michaud,米诺·多罗,安托万·博,阿尔图罗·多米尼奇,菲利普·卡斯泰利,Roger Lumont,雷蒙·佩尔格兰
简介:

从小,方托马斯(让?马莱 Jean Marais 饰)就爱搞恶作剧。不过,死对头瑞夫警长(路易?德?菲耐斯 Louis de Funès 饰)一直希望抓他归案。为了给后者一个下马威,方托马斯绑架了科学家马尔尚。记者方尔多和未婚妻艾莱娜报道了此事。罗马科学大会即将召开,为了防止方托马斯前来捣乱,瑞夫警长率领手下开始了声势浩大的搜捕行动。在列车上,方托马斯依靠出众的易容术,不但躲过了这些追查自己的耳目,而且还戏弄了瑞夫警长。科学大会如期召开,记者方多尔认为方托马斯这次前来是为勒菲夫教授而来,因为后者跟马尔尚可以共同完成秘密武器的研制,于是方多尔也扮作勒菲夫,引诱方托马斯上钩,但没成想,他们都中了方托马斯的计中计……   本片根据法国作家皮埃尔?苏维德和马塞尔?阿兰的小说改编,为方托马斯“三部曲”中的第二部。本片是喜剧大师路易?德?菲耐斯继《虎口脱险》的又一力...

2850
1965
方托马斯的反击
主演:让·马莱,路易·德·菲奈斯,米琳娜·德蒙若,雅克·迪南,罗贝尔·达尔邦,Albert Dagnant,Christian Toma,Michel Duplaix,奥利维亚·德·福内斯,Florence Blot,罗贝尔·勒贝亚尔,Pietro Tordi,亨利·埃托,多米尼克·扎尔迪,雅克·马兰,马克斯·蒙塔旺,Jean Michaud,米诺·多罗,安托万·博,阿尔图罗·多米尼奇,菲利普·卡斯泰利,Roger Lumont,雷蒙·佩尔格兰
糊涂侦探归
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8.0
HD中字
糊涂侦探归
8.0
更新时间:04月13日
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
简介:

  Get Smart, Again! is a made-for-TV movie based on the 1965-1970 NBC/CBS television series, Get Smart!, which originally aired February 26, 1989 on ABC (ironically, the network that rejected the original pilot for the Get Smart! TV series). It has subsequently been released twice on DVD by different publishers. In the video release of the movie, the background canned laughter (pre-recorded laughter added later to the soundtrack), is absent.
  Overview
  Differences between Get Smart, Again! and The Nude Bomb
  The film is not as well known as the earlier theatrical release, The Nude Bomb, also based on Get Smart, but was better received by fans of the original program. Unlike The Nude Bomb, which featured only the characters of Smart, The Chief (with Dana Elcar replacing the deceased Edward Platt), Agent 13 (Dave Ketchum in the series, portrayed by Joey Forman in The Nude Bomb, who had played the character Harry Hoo in the series) and Larrabee, Get Smart, Again! featured all of the surviving original cast reprising their roles. The tone and feel of Get Smart, Again! were also closer to that of the original series. Get Smart, Again! was written and produced by Leonard Stern, who was a producer of the original series. One element of the Nude Bomb ignored completely was the renaming of CONTROL as PITS in the earlier film; although as CONTROL is said to have disbanded in the 1970s, it's not impossible for both CONTROL and PITS to exist within the continuity of the franchise.
  Barbara Feldon's character, 99, makes a reference to T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization in The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a show on which Feldon guest-starred.
  Theme music
  Get Smart, Again! also reprises the TV program's original theme music and opening credit sequence, which were absent from The Nude Bomb. In this case, however, the corridors were covered in cobwebs and the phone-booth elevator that led to CONTROL headquarters worked in reverse, causing Smart to be thrown to the top of the booth.
  Synopsis
  Maxwell Smart, acting as a protocol officer since CONTROL was disbanded in the early 1970s, is reactivated as a counterintelligence agent by Commander Drury (Kenneth Mars) of the United States Intelligence Agency. KAOS, long considered defunct, has been revitalized by a corporate takeover. Its first scheme involves turning a forgotten American scientist and using his weather control machine to extort $250 billion US dollars from the United States Government. Drury, convinced that only Smart has the expertise to combat KAOS, gives him carte blanche to reactivate former CONTROL agents to assist him in his task. Along with Drury's bumbling aide, Beamish (Steve Levitt), Smart recruits Larrabee (who, believing that he was under orders from Richard Nixon to stay at his post until relieved, has been living in his office in the now-abandoned CONTROL headquarters tending his office plants), Agent 13, Hymie the Robot (now employed as a crash test dummy) and ultimately, his wife 99 (Barbara Feldon) to find the security leak that allowed the scientist to defect, locate the weather machine and disarm it. They are opposed by KAOS moles within the USIA, who are able to predict Max's every move with the aid of stolen copies of 99's unpublished memoirs. The visible head of the KAOS scheme is revealed to be Max's old nemesis, Siegfried, but he is merely the agent of a higher executive whom even he has never met. This higher power is finally revealed as Nicholas Demente (Harold Gould), 99's publisher, who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications.
  Comedic style
  The script is littered with typical Maxwell Smart verbal gags, and large portions of the plot serve only as set ups for Get Smart!-style sight gags (such as a duel between Max and a KAOS hitman using remote controlled file cabinet drawers). The film also features the array of bizarre gadgetry and political satire that were hallmarks of the original series. The cone of silence has been superseded by "Hover Cover" where a meeting is held on a rooftop with three helicopters hovering overhead. The failure of Hover Cover leads to the development of "The Hall Of Hush",a soundproof room where words print out silently in mid air, a success at first until the words begin to print forward, backward and on top of each other.
  Max changes the well known quote "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" to "Dr. Hottentot I Presume".
  1995 revival
  The relative success of the film prompted the development of a short-lived 1995 weekly series on FOX, also titled Get Smart, with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon reprising their characters as their bumbling son, Zach (Andy Dick), becomes CONTROL's star agent.
  原班人马啊,好想看。TAT

3280
1989
糊涂侦探归
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
起锚
290
3.0
HD中字
起锚
3.0
更新时间:04月13日
主演:弗兰克·辛纳特拉,凯瑟琳·格雷森,吉恩·凯利,何塞·伊图尔维,迪恩·斯托克维尔,Pamela,Britton,拉格斯·拉格兰,比利·吉尔伯特,亨利·奥尼尔,卡洛斯·拉米雷斯,埃德加·肯尼迪,格雷迪·萨顿,列昂埃姆斯,莎伦·麦克马纳斯,詹姆斯·弗莱文
简介:约瑟夫(吉恩·凯利 Gene Kelly 饰)是一名海军士兵,一场意外中,他救了一个名为克莱斯(弗兰克·辛纳特拉 Frank Sinatra 饰)的男人。约瑟夫的英勇壮举让他得到了为期四天的休假,这也就意味着,约瑟夫终于可以前往好莱坞,去见一见在那里的阔别已久的女朋友了。  约瑟夫想要和女友享受一段甜蜜的二人时光,可克莱斯却死皮赖脸的跟在他的身边,这让约瑟夫感到十分抓狂。无家可归的小男孩丹恩的出现缓和了两人之间的气氛,渐渐的,约瑟夫和克莱斯成为了挚友。某日,克莱斯在一家夜总会里邂逅了在那里卖唱的歌女苏珊(凯瑟琳·格雷森 Kathryn Grayson 饰),他坠入了情网。无奈苏珊却看上了英俊高大的约瑟夫。
1101
1945
起锚
主演:弗兰克·辛纳特拉,凯瑟琳·格雷森,吉恩·凯利,何塞·伊图尔维,迪恩·斯托克维尔,Pamela,Britton,拉格斯·拉格兰,比利·吉尔伯特,亨利·奥尼尔,卡洛斯·拉米雷斯,埃德加·肯尼迪,格雷迪·萨顿,列昂埃姆斯,莎伦·麦克马纳斯,詹姆斯·弗莱文
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