西行平妖

日本战国时代末期，各路诸侯连年征伐，战火不断，致令饿殍遍野，生灵涂炭。一代霸主丰臣秀吉死后，旧有的丰臣家族和德川家康发动了夺取天下的战争。为了有效摧毁对手，德川下令组建了武功高桥的杀手集团，在这些人中间，唯一的少女阿墨（上户彩 饰）正是其中的佼佼者。继加藤正清、浅野长政之后，真田昌幸（平干二朗 饰）便是德川家族天下制霸的最后阻碍，而此番阿墨也将其作为最后的刺杀目标。无休止的杀戮，让这个没有笑容的少女早已厌倦，当在一次的争斗开始时，她却邂逅了那个与死去恋人长得一模一样的敌军武士银角（小栗旬 饰）。 　　阿墨的命运由此变得扑朔迷离……

Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war.　　Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose.　　The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away.　　Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.

　　阿民（郑宇成 饰）和焕奎（林昌丁 饰）不打不相识，两人成为了无话不谈的好兄弟。之后，阿民结识了美丽的露美（高小英 饰），和好友泰铢一起，几个年轻人无所事事的打发着看似无穷无尽的时光。
　　朋友的自杀让露美背负上了沉重的罪恶感就此销声匿迹，而好斗的泰铢则进入了暴力组织犯下罪行锒铛入狱，剩下阿民和焕奎，两人决定开一家快餐店。一切都在按部就班的进行着，就在此时，已经成为黑帮地头蛇的泰铢再度出现在了阿民的面前，与此同时，改头换面的露美也现了身，旧友重逢，在喜悦的背后却有着淡淡的哀愁和陌生。画风急转直下，焕奎入狱，泰铢丧生，悲愤的阿民决定为泰铢报仇。

　　一次演奏会上，小提琴家瑞安（莱斯利•尼尔森 Leslie Nielsen 饰）邂逅了美艳妇人劳伦（凯丽•勒布克 Kelly LeBrock 饰），劳伦对他大抛媚眼，吓得瑞安不知所措。联合国秘书长罗伯特将到哥伦比亚作反恐演讲，劳伦的丈夫希宾负责安排一切。这天瑞安收到了劳伦的邀请，并注明如果他不前来她将自杀。揣揣不安的瑞安如约来到了劳伦的别墅，却发现希宾早已倒地身亡。突然，一名独眼独臂独腿的男人出现将瑞安击晕了。
　　当瑞安醒来后，他已被警察抓了起来，荒谬的是，瑞安谋杀希宾的罪名成立了。尽管他一再分辩，但他还是被押往监狱。途中囚车意外翻下了山崖，大难不死的瑞安开始了亡命天涯，他一方面要逃避追捕，一方面要设法找证据还自己一个清白！